Singing Cow Telegram

This is the ultimate way to mooo-ve someone to laughter and joy! Dressed in a big, goofy cow costume, this udderly hilarious performer trots in, ready to belt out a heartfelt and ridiculously funny song. Whether it’s a birthday, retirement, or just a random surprise, this bovine balladeer will have the recipient laughing, groaning at the puns, and maybe even joining in for a moosical duet. One thing’s for sure—this telegram is legendairy and will be remembered for heifer and ever!